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All original content © 2003-2006 11:11 Productions, LLC. "You Still Can’t" is a work of fan fiction. It is based on the popular You Can’t Do That On Television series, which is wholly Copyright of CJOH/Carleton Productions 1979-1990. It is being produced in accordance with the "Fair Use" provision of Section 107 of the United States Code, without the express permission of CJOH/Carleton Productions. “You Can’t Do That On Television” and related material are registered trademarks of CJOH/Carleton Productions. No profits were made in the production of this program. This program is neither sponsored nor endorsed by CJOH/Carleton Productions.
11:11productions.net | Terms of Service
(REVISED 12/23/04)This site (the "Site") is operated by 11:11 Productions. It is intended for your personal entertainment, information, education and communication. Please feel free to browse the Site; however, your access and use of the Site is subject to the following terms of service ("Terms of Service") and all applicable laws. By accessing and browsing the Site, you accept, without limitation or qualification, the Terms of Service. Please note that this Site and the services offered are only open to users 13 years of age or older. If you do not agree with all of the following Terms of Service, please do not use this Site.
11:11 Productions reserves the right, at its sole discretion, to change, modify or otherwise alter these terms and conditions at any time. Changes and/or modifications shall become effective immediately upon the posting. Please review these Terms of Service periodically. Your continued use of the Site following the posting of changes and/or modifications will constitute your acceptance of these Terms of Service.
Use of Materials Contained on this Site
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11:11 Productions does not accept or consider creative ideas, suggestions or materials other than those 11:11 Productions has specifically requested. This is to avoid the possibility of future misunderstandings when projects developed by 11:11 Productions' staff might seem to others to be similar to their own creative ideas, suggestions or materials.If you do send us any creative materials, including creative suggestions, ideas, notes, drawings, concepts or other information or if you transmit to the Site by electronic mail or otherwise, communications including any data, questions, comments, suggestions, or the like (collectively, the "Information"), the Information shall be deemed, and shall remain, the property of 11:11 Productions. None of the Information shall be subject to any obligation of confidence on the part of 11:11 Productions and 11:11 Productions shall not be liable for any use or disclosure of any Information. 11:11 Productions shall exclusively own any now known or hereafter existing rights to the Information of every kind and nature throughout the universe and shall be entitled to unrestricted use of the Information for any purpose whatsoever, commercial or otherwise, without compensation to the provider of the Information.
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The Site may include bulletin boards, chat rooms and other areas where users can post and/or exchange information, ideas, opinions, photographs, images, videos, creative works or any other materials (collectively "Bulletin Boards").11:11 Productions does not control the material delivered to Bulletin Boards, and 11:11 Productions has no obligation to monitor such Bulletin Boards. The messages do not necessarily reflect the views of 11:11 Productions. In no event shall 11:11 Productions assume or have any responsibility or liability for any materials posted on Bulletin Boards or for any claims, damages or losses resulting from their use and/or appearance on this Site. 11:11 Productions reserves the right at all times to disclose any information (including the identity of the persons providing information or materials on its Bulletin Boards) as necessary to satisfy any law, regulation or governmental request. In addition, 11:11 Productions reserves the right to edit, refuse to post or to remove any information or materials, in whole or in part, that in 11:11 Productions' sole discretion are objectionable or in violation of these Terms of Service.
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1. Use any Bulletin Boards for any illegal purposes (or to solicit any illegal act);
2. Restrict or inhibit any other user from using and enjoying the Bulletin Boards;
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4. Transmit or upload any information, software or other material which violates or infringes upon the rights of others, including material which is an invasion of privacy or publicity rights or which is protected by copyright, trademark or other proprietary right, or derivative works with respect thereto, without first obtaining permission from the owner or right holder.
5. Transmit or upload any information, software or other material which contains viruses, time bombs, trojan horses, cancelbots, worms or other harmful or deleterious components or devices;
6. Post any defamatory, libelous, hateful, or harassing messages, information or material;
7. Post, or transmit or in any way exploit any information, software or other material for commercial purposes or which contains advertising, promotion or marketing.
8. Use the Services for the purposes of sending junk email, chain letters, duplicative or unsolicited messages or "spamming" or in connection with contests, surveys or pyramid schemes.
9. Try to gain unauthorized access to the Services, other users' accounts, or computers connected to the Services though password mining or other means.
10. Interfere with another user's use and enjoyment of the Services or any other individual's user and enjoyment of similar services.Contests and Sweepstakes, Auctions, and Other Activities
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11:11 Productions may terminate the Site or any services included on or through the Site at any time with or without cause or notice. 11:11 Productions shall not be liable any party for such termination.If you object to any of the Terms of Service contained herein, you may discontinue use of the Site or services. You may cancel any your subscription to 11:11 Productions newsletters by following the directions provided in each newsletter to which you have subscribed.
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You agree to indemnify, defend and hold harmless, 11:11 Productions, its affiliates, and their respective officers, directors, employees, agents, licensors, representatives, and third party providers to the Site from and against all losses, expenses, damages and costs, including reasonable attorneys' fees, resulting from any violation of these Terms of Service by you. 11:11 Productions reserves the right to assume, at its sole expense, the exclusive defense and control of any matter subject to indemnification by you, in which event you will fully cooperate with 11:11 Productions in asserting any available defenses.Limitation of Liability/Disclaimer
Your use and browsing of the Site is at your risk. If you are dissatisfied with any of the Materials contained in the Site, or with any of these Terms of Service, your sole and exclusive remedy is to discontinue accessing and using the Site.TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMISSIBLE PURSUANT TO APPLICABLE LAW, NEITHER 11:11 PRODUCTIONS NOR ANY OTHER PARTY INVOLVED IN CREATING, PRODUCING OR DELIVERING THE SITE IS LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INCIDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, INDIRECT OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES ARISING OUT OF YOUR ACCESS TO, OR USE OF, THE SITE. WITHOUT LIMITING THE FOREGOING, EVERYTHING ON THE SITE IS PROVIDED TO YOU "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OR MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NON-INFRINGEMENT.
You specifically acknowledge and agree that 11:11 Productions is not liable for any defamatory, offensive or illegal conduct of any user.
11:11 Productions also assumes no responsibility, and shall not be liable for any damages to, or viruses that may infect, your computer equipment or other property on account of your access to, use of, or browsing in the Site (including any Bulletin Board) or your downloading of any Materials from the Site.
11:11 Productions does not warrant or make any representations of any kind or nature with respect to the Materials. Therefore, you are responsible for compliance with local laws, if and to the extent local laws are applicable.
Miscellaneous
11:11 Productions operates and controls this site from its offices at 5700 Tapadera Trace Ln, Austin, Texas 78727, United States of America.11:11 Productions makes no representation that materials on this Site are appropriate or available for use in any particular location. Those who choose to access this Site do so on their own initiative and are responsible for compliance with local laws, if and to the extent local laws are applicable.
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